saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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