we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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