I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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