How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
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The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me