I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
do you believe in love at first sight?
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.