i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb