My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
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I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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