In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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