He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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