I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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