I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Damn victory sex feels great
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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