Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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