she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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