Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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