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How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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