what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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