We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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