So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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