so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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