OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
false alarm. still invincible.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Randomize