You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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