Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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