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(513): View more from Ohio

the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

coke and sex party at dan's

(201): View more from New Jersey

im watching greys anatomy with megan...

(973): View more from New Jersey

wha-pishhh

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(904): View more from Florida

nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle

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(613): View more from Ontario

Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom

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(949): View more from California

Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life

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(915): View more from Texas

and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...

(404): View more from Georgia

I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.

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(631): View more from New York

Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.

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(845): View more from New York

so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore

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