He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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