At least make sure they are 18
Why
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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