a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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