physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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