You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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