like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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