Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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