Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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