He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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