question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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