I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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