do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
