Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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