you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I have fence marks all over my body
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Randomize
