STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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