There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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