I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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