yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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