On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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