There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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