Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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