I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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