I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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