Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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