Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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