Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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