Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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