I just cut my nipple shaving
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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