I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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