I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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