no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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